WHO WAS PHONED?
I ONCE FAKED A MOUSTACHE TO MAKE ME LOOK OLDER
BenniWells (aka Zolti ~ Lord of the Zombie Elephants Who Are Addicted To Glue) is a member of ScoreHero
I'm leaving this page open for people to edit themselves, write what you like underneath the page break!
(btw, just relish in the beautiful pictures that that are always changing on my page, aren't they lovely? =p )
Benni's dog isn't very cute!
Unfortunately the picture∞
used was once used in a screamer I saw, so when I saw this, I physically screamed, which in turn made me spill my tea all over me, so I was burning as well =[
thegibbonator would like to note that thegibbonator loves the concept of a face-beating stick, and that thegibbonator also loves talking in third-person for no real reason. Carry on.
would like to note that IWillKickU⇒
changes the picture here from time to time, and thegibbonator's comment above ^^ no longer makes any damn sense. Carry on.
Benni would like to confirm that IWillKickU⇒
does indeed change the picture here from time to time, but unless he PM's me the title of the book he's published, he won't be allowed to any more =P And until he does, I will be needing a replacement for somebody to change my picture every now and then, please declare your interest via here.
STOP: application for this role has ended, and I'm disappointed to report that NOBODY applied, you all suck, apart from IWillKickU⇒, who will remain as picture-changer-dude, congrats!
thegibbonator would like to register thegibbonator's disappointment that nobody applied for the role of picture-changer-dude. thegibbonator would also like to note that thegibbonator did not apply for this position because thegibbonator completely forgot about the Wiki >_> (do I win any prizes for using my own username that many times in one sentence?)
PiemanLK hijacked IWillKickU⇒
's job and changed the picture on him, now you will have nightmares with this clown in it.
BenniWells is a robot from the future. His left arm is equipped with a laser pistol, his right arm is a can opener and he has a speaker system blasting out the greatest hits of ELO from his chin. This is a whole new level of awesome.
Because Benni is from the future, he's had many conversations with the heads of Walt Disney and Ted Williams. They've found that they are all fans of blueberry waffles and Parliament Funkadelic.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
Nobody messes with Adam We!
Who wants to start a conversation?
BenniWells is a pro poster on ScoreHero
. He keeps the motherfuckers in line. Little known fact about BenniWells. His real name is Benni Wells. Hax? Indeed. - eyewin8
BenniWells has just posted if you've pissed yourself from laughing or you've caught yourself staring at a Family Guy avatar for the past 45 minutes. -Gotsmack
If you have five dollars, Chuck Norris has 5 dollars and Benni Wells has 3 dollars then Benni Wells is Epic and therefore has more money than you and Chuck Norris combined.(and omg Benni added me on facebook <3) -thecolonel
Benni is pretty much the standard SH user. With 50% GH, 50% Family Guy, 100% Adam West, and 30% Bacon, he is 230% kickass. -TheLonging
Incorrect. You forgot about the 44% moustache. BenniWells is 274% kickass. Don't you ever forget that. -thegibbonator
Benni Wells > John McCain > Everyone > George Bush... random anology, but Benni Wells and George Bush are where they need to be... -Grudge
BenniWells doesn't know that the bushes in Super Mario Bros are recolored clouds. Oh wait. - PiemanLK
9/11 was an inside job! <
From what I heard, BenniWells' IRL name is Benjamin. But it is not. It is..........
According to the folks over at GuitarHeroGuides∞, Benni either looks like a 14 year old, or a 13 year old with a moustache drawn on his face. Take your pick.
Alternatively, you could try the picture of Benni on his 12th birthday:
<3 you Benni xP
idiot JESUS IS A COSMIC JEW ZOMBIE
JESUS IS A COSMIC JEW ZOMBIE
JESUS IS A COSMIC JEW ZOMBIE
Sometimes when I'm lonely, I dress up in women's lingerie, put on lipstick and high heels, and prance around my room, screaming "BenniWells" at the top of my lungs. Also, I take my plastic guitar and shove it up my dick while pleasuring my dog with a FORK. also, REEEEED ROBIN.
At the bottom of my sock drawer, there is a button. Pushing the button releases a lever inside the wall. Pull the lever and a rope will come out of the ceiling. Climb up the rope into the attic and tame the 5 rabid bloodhounds. Go through the door on the opposite side of the room, and you will find my secret stash of Playgirl magazines. Not joking.
I like to eat popsicles after they have been in a freezer for exactly 13 hours. Booyaa JOHN MCCAIN!!!!
where was obama born <
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In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
CATS: All your base are belong to us.
CATS: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha ....
Operator: Captain !! *
Captain: Take off every 'ZIG'!!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'ZIG'.
Captain: For great justice.