Bass Medium FC's - 42 (SiSoSaG, IB, Maps, MQ, TWH, HIGA, BB, DLDS, WOM, ITIP, OC, Seven, THTF, 29 F, Sab, SIAS, LtF, GWTF, DRC , Creep, BD, WYWY, CS, EV, GS, Nightmare, BHS , IGB , MO, Epic, Outside, AYGBMG, (DF)TR, Paranoid, WDOA, NtY, FP/LT, CLG, ES, TKAR, P(P), GGAHT, Beetlebum, CtI , MC , NW & PW)
Bass 1st places - 10 (HIGA, DRC, BHS, IGB, GGAHT, Beetlebum, CTI, MC, NW, PW)

Also, as of 11th of October 2008, I AM 1ST OVERALL ON ROCK BAND 1 MEDIUM BASS. Tak that daUbern00b. Took 10 houst of straight Bass-age, but i got first on the last song >_>

Also, as of 11th of October 2008, I AM 1ST OVERALL ON ROCK BAND 1 MEDIUM BASS. Tak that daUbern00b. Took 10 houst of straigh Bassage, but i got first on the last song >_>
Bass Medium FC's - 42 (SiSoSaG, IB, Maps, MQ, TWH, HIGA, BB, DLDS, WOM, ITIP, OC, Seven, THTF, 29 F, Sab, SIAS, LtF, GWTF, DRC (1st), Creep, BD, WYWY, CS, EV, GS, Nightmare, BHS (1st), IGB (1st), MO, Epic, Outside, AYGBMG, (DF)TR, Paranoid, WDOA, NtY, FP/LT, CLG, ES, TKAR, P(P), GGAHT(1st), Beetlebum(1st), CtI (1st), MC (1st), NW (1st) & PW (1st))
Goals - 1st overall RBM Bass (X), RBM Bass FC'd (42/67)

Bass Medium FC's - 39 (SiSoSaG, IB, Maps, MQ, TWH, HIGA, BB, DLDS, WOM, ITIP, OC, Seven, THTF, 29 F, Sab, SIAS, LtF, GWTF, DRC (1st), Creep, BD, WYWY, CS, EV, GS, Nightmare, BHS (1st), IGB (1st) (DF)TR, WDOA, FP/LT, TKAR, P(P), GGAHT(1st), Beetlebum(1st), CtI (1st), MC (1st), NW (1st) & PW (1st))
Goals - 1st overall RBM Bass (4th), RBM Bass FC'd (39/67)

Instruments - Guitar, Drums & bass
Difficulty - Hard/Expert Guitar, Medium Drums, Medium/Hard Bass
Best achievement - completing medium Drums/ Rocking out with my mate lewis as out band KickAss RedAss/ First FC of GGaHT⇒ Bass Medium
Bass Medium FC's - 36 (SiSoSaG, IB, Maps, MQ, TWH, HIGA, BB, DLDS, WOM, ITIP, OC, Seven, THTF, 29 F, Sab, SIAS, LtF, GWTF, DRC (1st), Creep, BD, WYWY, CS, EV, GS, Nightmare, (DF)TR, WDOA, FP/LT, TKAR, P(P), GGAHT(1st), Beetlebum, CtI, MC, PW
Goals - 1st overall RBM Bass (4th), RBM Bass FC'd (36/67)

Hard FC's - GH2 - 3 (Strutter, Possum Kingdom, Heart-Shaped Box)

Hi, i'm Charlie, AKA chaz156. I live in Liverpool in England, and i am a big music and GH fan, as well as being a massive Liverpool FC supporter

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."
The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.
"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.
As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969."
The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."
A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are so small. 'Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?' she asks.
The next day her husband buys her a mirror. Before bed, she always looks in the mirror and asks her husband, 'Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?'
Finally he gets so annoyed that he says, 'I know how to make them larger!'
'How!?!?!?' she asks.
'Take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it in between your boobs.'
'Well how long does it take?' she asks.
'They should expand over the years,' he answers.
'How did you know that?' she wonders.
'I dunno, but it sure worked for your ass, didn't it?'
A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but they always had a somewhat lively effect on him. After he met the woman of his dreams, he made the supreme sacrifice and gave them up; he couldn't imagine subjecting his new wife to his beastly emissions.
On his birthday, his car broke down, so he called his wife and told her he'd have to walk home. He walked past a cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he was still a couple of miles from home, he figured he could indulge, and then walk off any ill effects. So he had three extra-large helpings of beans, and he "put-putted" all the way home.
His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!"
She blindfolded him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table, making him promise not to peek. At this point, he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as she was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang and she went to answer it.
While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He gasped and felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. This one sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. He tried flapping his arms, to clear the air. But another one snuck out, and the windows rattled, the dishes on the table shook, and a minute later, the flowers on the table were dead.
When he heard his wife ending her conversation, he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. He was the picture of innocence when she walked in.
Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner. He assured her he had not, so she removed the blindfold and yelled, "Surprise!!!"
To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.

Jokes section

Any good jokes i hear, i will post them here.

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A man was an avid swimmer. One day he got out of his local pool after a few lenghts, and noticed he was getting lots of dirty looks from the women. he thought nothing of it and went to get changed. when he was folding up his Speedo's, he noticed why. The S was missing.
(no-one ever gets this so, if you dont then, if the S had fell off, it would say PEEDO, as in pedo)

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A cop pulled over a car for swerving all over the road. The blonde at the wheel looked very confused and scared.
"What's going on here, ma'am?"
"Well, I was driving along when all of a sudden there was a tree right in my path. I swerved to miss it, but there was another tree. And after that, another, and another." The cop looked inside her car and sighed.
"Ma'am. That's your air freshener."

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A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.

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A boy came home from school one day, and when his mum asked what he had done that day he replied 'I had sex with my English teacher' His mum is stunned an sengs him up to his room telling him that 'daddy will be up to sort you out. When his dad comes up and asks why he was sent to see him, he tells him about the fact that he had sex with his English teacher. His dad is really proud and says 'lets get you a new bike as a reward.' They go to the bike store and his dad pays for a red bike. When they get outside with it, his dad says 'do you want to ride it home son?' the boy replies, 'no, my ass is still sore'

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ScoreHero page - http://rockband.scorehero.com/scores.php?user=160233&game=1&platform=2&size=1&team=0&group=1&diff=3∞

About me

Favourite bands - Metallica, Foo Fighters, Dream Theater, System of a Down, Dropkick Murphys, Weird Al Yankovic, Lynyrd Skynyrd
Favourite song - Freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd
YouTube Page - http://uk.youtube.com/user/ChazLfc156∞

GH stuff

ScoreHero page - http://www.scorehero.com/scores.php?user=160233&group=4&game=6&diff=3∞
System - 360
Difficulty i play on - Hard
Best Achievement - completing GH2 hard/ FC'ing Freebird (medium)
Hard FC's - GH2 - 1 (strutter)
Expert FC's - GHOT - 1 (WNGTI)

RB stuff

*ScoreHero page - http://rockband.scorehero.com/scores.php?user=160233&game=1&platform=2&size=1&team=0&group=1&diff=3∞
*System - 360
Instruments - Guitar, Drums
Difficulty - Hard/Expert Guitar, Medium Drums
Best achievement - completing medium Drums/ Rocking out with my mate lewis as out band KickAss RedAss
Guitar Hard FC's - 5 (SiSoSaG, IB, MQ, TWH, OC)
Drum medium FC's - none (one 100%, 29 Fingers)
Guitar Expert FC's - 2 (Maps, ITIP)
Guitar Expert GS's - 2 (Maps, TWH)

Hi, i'm Charlie, AKA chaz156. I live in Liverpool in England, and i am a big music and GH fan
About me
Favourite bands - Metallica, Foo Fighters, Dream Theater, System of a Down, Dropkick Murphys, Weird Al Yankovic, Lynyrd Skynyrd
Favourite song - Freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd
YouTube Page - http://uk.youtube.com/user/ChazLfc156∞
GH stuff
ScoreHero page - http://www.scorehero.com/scores.php?user=160233&group=4&game=6&diff=3∞
System - 360
Difficulty i play on - Hard
Best Achievement - completing GH2 hard/ FC'ing Freebird (medium)
Hard FC's - GH2 - 1 (strutter) Expert FC's - GHOT - 1 (WNGTI)
RB stuff
ScoreHero page - http://rockband.scorehero.com/scores.php?user=160233&game=1&platform=2&size=1&team=0&group=1&diff=3∞
System - 360
Instruments - Guitar, Drums
Difficulty - Hard/Expert Guitar, Medium Drums
Best achievement - completing medium Drums/ Rocking out with my mate lewis as out band KickAss RedAss
Guitar Hard FC's - 5 (SiSoSaG, IB, MQ, TWH, OC)
Drum medium FC's - none (one 100%, 29 Fingers)
Guitar Expert FC's - 2 (Maps, ITIP)
Guitar Expert GS's - 2 (Maps, TWH)