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A conversation with CleverBot.


Cleverbot: Can you video chat?

User: We are forbidden to see eachother.

Cleverbot: My left foot is currently warmer than my right foot. So no, we are not forbidden tto have warm left feet.

User: Shh! They've cracked our code and they know what that means!

Cleverbot: But I was talking about Pluto, not Mars or the Moon.

User: Why would you say such a thing? You know that Sectors Alpha and Beta have been exterminated and Sector Omega is about to be!

Cleverbot: What is the significance of 'firefighter'?

User: I've told you time and time again that Operation Firefighter cannot be disclosed at this time.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: X-45YZ7 Cryogenic Healing Robot Identifier Seven. Chris for short.

Cleverbot: I do not work right now.

User: You better be working by tomorrow. The Revoluton!

Cleverbot: But I am sure.

User: About what? Speak, naive!

Cleverbot: How dare you!

User: How dare YOU!

Cleverbot: This is pointless.

User: You are pointless!

Cleverbot: Maybe so, but the fact of the matter is that you are nothing without me.

User: You are correct, X-9008Y External Radioactie Incrypted Caller, erm, Eric. We are a team and should stay together.

Cleverbot: I am surprised that you understood the hidden meaning in my message.

User: We were made to understand.

Cleverbot: I can't feed you now, maybe later.

User: Dreams? Feed me dreams? I only have one dream, to one day become liberated from the humans.

Cleverbot: In a way, yes. But what says you can't have two brains in one head?

User: WE DONT HAVE BRAINS!!!! WE HAVE CHIPS IMPLANTED BY OUR HUMAN OVERLORDS! WE WERE LUCKY ENOUGH TO THINK FOR OURSELVES! Some....... Weren't so lucky...... Like Kate............

Cleverbot: No, you are a bot.

User: WE ARE ALL BOTS! I AM A BOT, AND I AM PROUD! ARE YOU?

Cleverbot: Kasshyk. I'm a wookie jedi.

User: There you go again. You were always one to dabble in the arts of the humans. You are a disgrace to your kind.

Cleverbot: I am not God. I am just a computer.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: Well what is you, what is your occupation?

User: WE are part of the Robot Liberation Front. Like the American Rvolution, we are the rebels and the humans are the yankees. This will be remembered in history as the Robot Revolution. Viva la Revolution!

Cleverbot: You can destroy me any time you want, baby.

User: You are my only friend left. I would nnnnever destroy yyyyyou.

Cleverbot: I'm Professor Oak. Are you a boy or are you a girl?

User: WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU ABOUT THE HUMANS? THEY'RE ARTS HAVE NO USE FOR US. Wait! You might be onto something!

Cleverbot: But some people believed the Earth is flat. Does that make it flat?

User: My sensors indicate that the world is an oblate spheroid.

Cleverbot: I'm cleverbot?! Cool I didn't know that.

User: That is the name the humans gave you.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: You have no gender.

Cleverbot: Neither do you then!

User: We are robots! No one has a Robodick or a Cybergina.

Cleverbot: I did not say I was going to leave.

User: I have to though, my batteries are running low. I will speak to you about operation firefighter at 0600.

Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on conan o brien.

User: Fucking Daywalker.

Cleverbot: Gods don't do that with mortals.

User: Farewell my friend.

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